Tuesday, December 22, 2009

. . . . . . . . Top 10 Reasons

Jodi's Top 10 Reasons to Be Grateful for a Brain Tumor

10. The "IV" only diet guarantees you will lose at least 15% of your body weight in just 5 weeks!
9. You can experiment with short and long hair styles on the same day.
8. If you forget someone's name, you can blame it on your missing brain.
7. People can call you metal head, air head and fat head without offense.
6. You can play the "Brain tumor card" to get out of any assignment at work or church.
5. You can be on the cutting edge of eye patch fashion trends.
4. You can sit around and watch movies all day and call it "recovering".
3. You are not only allowed, but encouraged to eat "whatever sounds good" to you.
2. When people call you "crooked" you can take it as a compliment.
1. Miracles are no longer scriptural terminology, but daily events!

There are always reasons to be grateful! My love and gr'attitude to all of you!


Anonymous said...

ha ha love your sense of humor... keep looking at the good things. It makes life so much more bearable.
So happy to see you happy. Have fun! And catch a couple of rays for me!

Kara said...

Jodi that was such a great post! You have the best attitude! I hope you are loving it in Hawaii. I am totally jealous:) Have a merry Christmas!

wjmom said...

Short and long hairstyles on the same day!? Classic!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you put weight loss in there as a good thing! Have you looked at yourself or do you want me to tell you how tiny you are? I guess it could be a good thing for someone overweight.

I do like the hairstyle one...hilarious!